http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/ britishpimp - LiveJournal.com Tue, 04 Jan 2005 02:35:14 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com britishpimp 4179046 personal http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/18940075/4179046 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/ 100 92 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/5277.html Tue, 04 Jan 2005 02:35:14 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/5277.html <table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpfadding="2" align="center"><form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074697394" method="POST"><tr><th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#DDDD88">Your Life As A Celebrity by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=electronicoffee&amp;mode=full"><font color="#DDDD88">electronicoffee</font></a></font></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Username/Name</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;"><input type="text" name="Username/Name" value="britishpimp" size="20"></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Birthdate</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;"><input type="text" name="Birthdate" value="July 3" size="20"></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">Your Claim To Fame</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">Famous Actor/Lawer</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">How Much Are You Worth?</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">$Trillions!!!</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #FFFFFF;">What Kind Of Dream House?</span></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><span style="color: #000000;">50,000 acre Estate in English country side, Apartment in Ny, House in L.A. 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Billy got a hold of my password, he wrote it. http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/2784.html public 4 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/2401.html Sat, 21 Aug 2004 08:02:26 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/2401.html i havent updated in while. youll never believe this. i got "shake before each use" tatooed on my ass. just like the milk cartons, ya know!!! god damn im soo excited. seriously, i definetly have the best looking ass around. <br /><br />so ive been on the phone with julia. wow. she should be president or something. i mean, there is not one cooler. <br /><br />i cant go to sleep cuz of all this damn sprite. ill update later. o and i got a cool new icon. http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/2401.html creative public 1 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/2221.html Wed, 18 Aug 2004 04:33:58 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/2221.html 10 bux to the person who can tell me who 2 people are who have add http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/2221.html public 2 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1840.html Sun, 15 Aug 2004 00:50:35 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1840.html so my mom is being a huge bitch again and then she puts me on a big guilt trip... in the words of alex's buddy icon "FUCK PARENTS" http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1840.html public 1 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1615.html Sat, 14 Aug 2004 21:22:25 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1615.html i have to start reading for skool...aint that a bitch? its a pretty bad story...but wtvr...shit happens...right?<br /><br />-sam http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1615.html public 3 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1516.html Sat, 14 Aug 2004 21:05:12 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1516.html well i woke up at like 11 and to my surprise i found my razor in the bath tub. I confronted my sister(18) about it:<br /><br />me: charlotte...do u have any idea why my razor wus in the bath tub?<br /><br />charlotte: ...idk<br /><br />me: u do noe dont u?<br /><br />charlotte: *smirk* *smirk* no.<br /><br />me: U HAVE BEEN USING MY RAZOR TO SHAVE UR GOD DAM LEGS!!!<br /><br />charlote: *smirk* wuts the difference i mean u clean it anyway?<br /><br />me: THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE IS I USE THAT RAZOR TO SHAVE MY GOD DAM FACE! U HAVE USED IT TO SHAVE THE GRIT OF UR SKIN! <br /><br />charllote: *giggle* relax *giggle*<br /><br />me: charlotte...FUCK YOU!<br /><br />but dont worry everything wus just peachy after that she bugged the shit out of me and patronized me for the whole god dad morning. and followed me around so she can piss me off. but o no...it dusnt get any worse...just my mom being pissed at me for being so distant to everone...jessus fucking christ i wonder why!!!<br /><br />unhappily- <br />sam http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1516.html public 4 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1123.html Sat, 14 Aug 2004 04:45:54 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1123.html relly bored...not sure wut to do. http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/1123.html public 1 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/903.html Sat, 14 Aug 2004 02:50:53 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/903.html so my new kittin cuthburt was playin in the sink...on the garbage disposal side...i explained to him that kitties who play in garbage disposals end up...dead kitties...i think he took it very well. http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/903.html public 0 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/618.html Sat, 14 Aug 2004 02:30:49 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/618.html holy shit i just realized it! today is friday the 13...maybe my lj is cursed...shit! http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/618.html public 0 http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/481.html Sat, 14 Aug 2004 02:27:41 GMT http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/481.html well today wus cool i chilled at alex's house and i made this lj... any advice on lj's would be appreciated.<br /><br />-Sam http://britishpimp.livejournal.com/481.html public 0